Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last eight days:

Posted on September 23, 2005 by waynem

I know I am going to get in trouble for posting this, but there is a grain of truth here.

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The hurricane only hit black families’ property.

New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.
Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
New Orleans has no white people.
The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.
When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.
The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looters and gang free and they are in your city.

White folks don’t make good news stories.
Don’t give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead complain because the government hasn’t given you a debit card yet.

Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.
Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid.

I feel so sorry for all those black folks.  The only way it could have been worse was to be white.

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About waynem

As a Minnesota based photographer and artist I have been greatly influenced by the Upper Midwest. I focus my skills and energies on portraits, landscapes, cityscapes, architectural and fine art work. My best work comes from images first painted in my mind. I mull over a prospective image for weeks or months, seeing it from different angles and perspectives, then finally deciding what to capture. The result is images that deeply touch people's emotions and powerfully evoke memories and dreams. My images are used commercially by companies and organizations ranging from Financial Services firms, mom and pop Ice Cream shops and The Basilica of St Mary to communicate their shared vision and values. Book and magazine publishers have featured my images on their covers. My photographs also grace and enhance the decor of many fine homes.
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1 Response to Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last eight days:

  1. christina says:
    September 24, 2005 at 7:08 am

    ouch!…..but it does ring true. The news is so slanted that I don’t watch it anymore. Keep up the good work and great humor.

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